[ Is Connor drunk enough to not notice Matt meandering in the kitchen without any issue? Hopefully. Matt was kind of settling in for the night so he's foregone the dark glasses and changed into his PJs. He values comfort, okay. ]
I'm getting you some water. When was the last time you had something to eat?
[ You may not be that much younger than him but you can bet he'll team dad you, Connor. ]
[ "When it gets dark" is about the only thing Matt can't sense with his powers. But he'll take Connor's words to mean "a long time ago" and fetch him a snack from the pantry as well as a glass of water. ]
Drink this. And eat these. [ Matt steps around the couch perfectly, handing Connor a glass and some peanuts. Pay no mind to his not-wearing glasses and staring off past Connor, that part is at least normal. ]
Why don't you tell me about your night?
[ because if you go to sleep now, you're gonna hate yourself tomorrow, buddy. ]
[okay, he's too drunk to care about matt correctly handling things but matt so rarely has his glasses off that he does notice that. he takes the water and the peanuts and thanks matt and he's probably going to tell him about his night but first]
Your eyes are really pretty. Has anyone ever told you that?
[ People often tell him his eyes look weird. He can only imagine: even in the vision Castiel shared with him, it's not like he could see his own eyes. They're light, almost gold, which people tend to enjoy, but the last girl he dated (for like a month anyway) said they looked pretty weird. Only Foggy had ever thought they looked cool. Elektra hadn't said anything at all. Matt smiles. ]
I'm sure yours are nice too. [ And you're reaaally drunk, Connor, so Matt's going to sit down beside you and make sure you actually drink your water. Like, even if he has to guide the glass to your mouth, he'll do it. ] Here, drink.
[ There's definitely an extra helping of concern in your water, Connor. It's too bad he's not wearing his glasses or he could hide the concern and amusement in his eyes a lot better. ]
I don't think we've met.
[ I mean, you'd remember someone named Cashmere. But it's good that Connor wasn't just out drinking alone. ]
I'm glad someone was with you. Did they make it home okay?
Yeah, yeah, she's okay. Honestly she could probably kick my ass.
[but also im assuming he wouldve offered to take her home although he's pretty wasted so maybe she had to walk him home. again tho it's all good matt, she literally won the hunger games.]
She's fun. We gossiped. And drank. And drank some more.
[ COUGh, yeah that does the trick. I mean, Matt knows he's hot, he's heard it a million times in college but. He's got so much shame and Catholic guilt in there, even if he had a few experiences with dudes in college, it always makes him blush. ]
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[no. but its good that matt is getting water because hes just going to flop down on the couch]
How're you?
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[ Is Connor drunk enough to not notice Matt meandering in the kitchen without any issue? Hopefully. Matt was kind of settling in for the night so he's foregone the dark glasses and changed into his PJs. He values comfort, okay. ]
I'm getting you some water. When was the last time you had something to eat?
[ You may not be that much younger than him but you can bet he'll team dad you, Connor. ]
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Earlier? Like, a few hours before it got dark.
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[ "When it gets dark" is about the only thing Matt can't sense with his powers. But he'll take Connor's words to mean "a long time ago" and fetch him a snack from the pantry as well as a glass of water. ]
Drink this. And eat these. [ Matt steps around the couch perfectly, handing Connor a glass and some peanuts. Pay no mind to his not-wearing glasses and staring off past Connor, that part is at least normal. ]
Why don't you tell me about your night?
[ because if you go to sleep now, you're gonna hate yourself tomorrow, buddy. ]
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Your eyes are really pretty. Has anyone ever told you that?
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[ People often tell him his eyes look weird. He can only imagine: even in the vision Castiel shared with him, it's not like he could see his own eyes. They're light, almost gold, which people tend to enjoy, but the last girl he dated (for like a month anyway) said they looked pretty weird. Only Foggy had ever thought they looked cool. Elektra hadn't said anything at all. Matt smiles. ]
I'm sure yours are nice too. [ And you're reaaally drunk, Connor, so Matt's going to sit down beside you and make sure you actually drink your water. Like, even if he has to guide the glass to your mouth, he'll do it. ] Here, drink.
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[okay he drinks the water okay gosh]
Thanks, though. [he drinks the water and its great especially since matt got it for him, like a mom preparing a pb&j with an extra helping of love.]
Do you know Cashmere? That's who I hung out with.
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[ There's definitely an extra helping of concern in your water, Connor. It's too bad he's not wearing his glasses or he could hide the concern and amusement in his eyes a lot better. ]
I don't think we've met.
[ I mean, you'd remember someone named Cashmere. But it's good that Connor wasn't just out drinking alone. ]
I'm glad someone was with you. Did they make it home okay?
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[but also im assuming he wouldve offered to take her home although he's pretty wasted so maybe she had to walk him home. again tho it's all good matt, she literally won the hunger games.]
She's fun. We gossiped. And drank. And drank some more.
[he laughs but lying cat says lying]
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[ Matt's just being a responsible adult here, Connor. He had plenty of wild nights in college, he's gotta make sure you do it safely, ok. ]
The gossip must have been pretty good if you got this drunk.
[ That's sarcasm tho. Read as: why the fuck u lying ]
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Sure. We talked about all you new people. I told her you were hot.
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Was that all you talked about?
[ Ah yes let's change the subject, definitely. ]
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[and definitely did not cry]
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[ It's totally not creepy but Matt can probably smell the tears on your face, Connor. I'm sorry. ]
I take it you've been making friends here, then?
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and at the thought of dads connor giggles for no reason what so ever. he and cashmere and their secret drunk DILF shame]
That's one more friend that I had back home.
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Seriously? You didn't have any friends? I find that hard to believe.
[ Matt knows he shouldn't argue with drunk Connor but he can't resist. Connor seems like such a outgoing person. ]
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[hes lying about that too. michaela straight up told him she couldnt handle him going to stanford
WHY DID YOU FORGET THIS SEASON 3 WRITERS]
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[ I mean, to be fair... Matt has one friend. Singular. Karen and Claire are there, but friends, it's really just Foggy. ]
I'm glad you made a friend, then.
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[this is such a weird talk. but he eats a few of the peanuts or whatever i guess]
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So what did you guys gossip about?
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[just let him pass out]
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Sounds like you had fun.
[ He can tell u been crying tho, he gonna keep you awake till you've had more food. ]
How'd you meet Cashmere?
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[at least thats honest]
Uh I found some guy's picture of his hacked up grandpa and posted about it to the network and we argued about whether or no it was porn.
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[ Wait what ]
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he needs to process this like did he hear that right? ]
Huh.
[ !?!??!??!??!?????????? ]
What?
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