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[ yes, Matt can text, just remember if you text him, they're going to get read aloud by cave-Siri. ]

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[iustitiae]

Men, mostly.

[just let him pass out]

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[ Matt chuckles. Drink more water, Connor. ]

Sounds like you had fun.

[ He can tell u been crying tho, he gonna keep you awake till you've had more food. ]

How'd you meet Cashmere?

[iustitiae]

Yeah, it was a .... I think we both really needed it.

[at least thats honest]

Uh I found some guy's picture of his hacked up grandpa and posted about it to the network and we argued about whether or no it was porn.

1/2

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I'm glad, I--

[ Wait what ]

[devilsavocado]

[ !??!????!??????

he needs to process this like did he hear that right? ]

Huh.

[ !?!??!??!??!?????????? ]

What?

[iustitiae]

Okay, so like before you got here a bunch of people got their shit back from home.

[he is still looking for his maybe??? u find a torts book call your boy]

I found a picture of some old dead guy. [ha ha ha fuck this isn't funny anymore now hes sad again god damn it matt] It was actually really horrifying? I didn't know who it belonged to so I asked around. [in the most obnoxious way possible] We...it was easier than dealing with it.

[devilsavocado]

No, of course.

[ Jesus, why do people have pictures of that kind of thing?? (Why do people have pictures at all, Matt can't fucking read pictures. But now he's made Connor upset so he wraps an arm around his shoulder and pulls him into a hug. ]

That must have been awful. I'm sorry.

[ Probably shouldn't have asked when Connor was drunk and already emotionally compromised. ]

[iustitiae]

[oh no he's being hugged that makes him even weaker tbh. as bad as the picture was, it wasn't as bad as talking to ishida after]

The body was all hacked up.

[devilsavocado]

[ There's more to this story than just what Connor's saying, that much is clear. Matt won't ask-- Connor's already been emotionally compromised today, he doesn't need that at home, too.

Note to self: don't bring up hacked up bodies around Connor. ]

I'm sorry, Connor.

[iustitiae]

I took care of it.

[hes just. peanuts and water he's going to consume these and go to bed.]

[devilsavocado]

Yeah. You did.

[ You did it!! All by yourself! Good job. Matt will just keep to the taking care of him and maybe stop talking now. ]

[iustitiae]

Tonight was fun.

[he repeats it trying to recapture the mood he and cashmere left on. but it's hollow now]

[devilsavocado]

I'm glad you got the chance to go out and have fun.

[ Yeah, it's gone. Sorry, Connor. ]

[iustitiae]

Yeah, me too.

[devilsavocado]

Maybe I'll get to meet Cashmere one of these days.

[iustitiae]

I mean we all live in a fucking cave together, so I assume you will.

[devilsavocado]

[ Matt laughs. Drunk Connor has such wisdom. ]

Yeah, it's pretty small cave, huh?

[iustitiae]

Yeah. It sucks.

[devilsavocado]

It sucks because it's small, or because it's a cave?

[iustitiae]

Both? Yeah, both.

[devilsavocado]

I figured.

[ It's a crappy deal all around. ]

Hey, at least there's a bar, right?

[ Exhibit A: Connor. ]

[iustitiae]

Yeah, cool, I can get shitfaced to deal with it.

[devilsavocado]

[ Connor, no. ]

Hey, if you want an alternative, there's always working out. I usually box my feelings away.

[iustitiae]

I go running every day. You know that.

[devilsavocado]

I could teach how to box, if you wanted to do more than just run.

[ How do you think Matt got his 8-pack, Connor. ]