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I guess Connor.
[ Connor, how are you even walking with how much alcohol you've had tonight? Matt's super senses could probably breathalize him way above the legal limit, but hey at least he's no driving. Just apparently... walking home. Good on you for getting home by yourself, buddy? ]
Are you okay? [ Don't answer that, Matt's already getting Connor water because he is going to have the worst hangover of his life otherwise. ]
[ Connor, how are you even walking with how much alcohol you've had tonight? Matt's super senses could probably breathalize him way above the legal limit, but hey at least he's no driving. Just apparently... walking home. Good on you for getting home by yourself, buddy? ]
Are you okay? [ Don't answer that, Matt's already getting Connor water because he is going to have the worst hangover of his life otherwise. ]
Good. Probably not as good as you, though.
[ Is Connor drunk enough to not notice Matt meandering in the kitchen without any issue? Hopefully. Matt was kind of settling in for the night so he's foregone the dark glasses and changed into his PJs. He values comfort, okay. ]
I'm getting you some water. When was the last time you had something to eat?
[ You may not be that much younger than him but you can bet he'll team dad you, Connor. ]
[ Is Connor drunk enough to not notice Matt meandering in the kitchen without any issue? Hopefully. Matt was kind of settling in for the night so he's foregone the dark glasses and changed into his PJs. He values comfort, okay. ]
I'm getting you some water. When was the last time you had something to eat?
[ You may not be that much younger than him but you can bet he'll team dad you, Connor. ]
Right. In that case...
[ "When it gets dark" is about the only thing Matt can't sense with his powers. But he'll take Connor's words to mean "a long time ago" and fetch him a snack from the pantry as well as a glass of water. ]
Drink this. And eat these. [ Matt steps around the couch perfectly, handing Connor a glass and some peanuts. Pay no mind to his not-wearing glasses and staring off past Connor, that part is at least normal. ]
Why don't you tell me about your night?
[ because if you go to sleep now, you're gonna hate yourself tomorrow, buddy. ]
[ "When it gets dark" is about the only thing Matt can't sense with his powers. But he'll take Connor's words to mean "a long time ago" and fetch him a snack from the pantry as well as a glass of water. ]
Drink this. And eat these. [ Matt steps around the couch perfectly, handing Connor a glass and some peanuts. Pay no mind to his not-wearing glasses and staring off past Connor, that part is at least normal. ]
Why don't you tell me about your night?
[ because if you go to sleep now, you're gonna hate yourself tomorrow, buddy. ]
[okay, he's too drunk to care about matt correctly handling things but matt so rarely has his glasses off that he does notice that. he takes the water and the peanuts and thanks matt and he's probably going to tell him about his night but first]
Your eyes are really pretty. Has anyone ever told you that?
Your eyes are really pretty. Has anyone ever told you that?
Not much, actually.
[ People often tell him his eyes look weird. He can only imagine: even in the vision Castiel shared with him, it's not like he could see his own eyes. They're light, almost gold, which people tend to enjoy, but the last girl he dated (for like a month anyway) said they looked pretty weird. Only Foggy had ever thought they looked cool. Elektra hadn't said anything at all. Matt smiles. ]
I'm sure yours are nice too. [ And you're reaaally drunk, Connor, so Matt's going to sit down beside you and make sure you actually drink your water. Like, even if he has to guide the glass to your mouth, he'll do it. ] Here, drink.
[ People often tell him his eyes look weird. He can only imagine: even in the vision Castiel shared with him, it's not like he could see his own eyes. They're light, almost gold, which people tend to enjoy, but the last girl he dated (for like a month anyway) said they looked pretty weird. Only Foggy had ever thought they looked cool. Elektra hadn't said anything at all. Matt smiles. ]
I'm sure yours are nice too. [ And you're reaaally drunk, Connor, so Matt's going to sit down beside you and make sure you actually drink your water. Like, even if he has to guide the glass to your mouth, he'll do it. ] Here, drink.
I'll keep it in mind.
[ There's definitely an extra helping of concern in your water, Connor. It's too bad he's not wearing his glasses or he could hide the concern and amusement in his eyes a lot better. ]
I don't think we've met.
[ I mean, you'd remember someone named Cashmere. But it's good that Connor wasn't just out drinking alone. ]
I'm glad someone was with you. Did they make it home okay?
[ There's definitely an extra helping of concern in your water, Connor. It's too bad he's not wearing his glasses or he could hide the concern and amusement in his eyes a lot better. ]
I don't think we've met.
[ I mean, you'd remember someone named Cashmere. But it's good that Connor wasn't just out drinking alone. ]
I'm glad someone was with you. Did they make it home okay?
Yeah, yeah, she's okay. Honestly she could probably kick my ass.
[but also im assuming he wouldve offered to take her home although he's pretty wasted so maybe she had to walk him home. again tho it's all good matt, she literally won the hunger games.]
She's fun. We gossiped. And drank. And drank some more.
[he laughs but lying cat says lying]
[but also im assuming he wouldve offered to take her home although he's pretty wasted so maybe she had to walk him home. again tho it's all good matt, she literally won the hunger games.]
She's fun. We gossiped. And drank. And drank some more.
[he laughs but lying cat says lying]
That's good.
[ Matt's just being a responsible adult here, Connor. He had plenty of wild nights in college, he's gotta make sure you do it safely, ok. ]
The gossip must have been pretty good if you got this drunk.
[ That's sarcasm tho. Read as: why the fuck u lying ]
[ Matt's just being a responsible adult here, Connor. He had plenty of wild nights in college, he's gotta make sure you do it safely, ok. ]
The gossip must have been pretty good if you got this drunk.
[ That's sarcasm tho. Read as: why the fuck u lying ]
[ COUGh, yeah that does the trick. I mean, Matt knows he's hot, he's heard it a million times in college but. He's got so much shame and Catholic guilt in there, even if he had a few experiences with dudes in college, it always makes him blush. ]
Was that all you talked about?
[ Ah yes let's change the subject, definitely. ]
Was that all you talked about?
[ Ah yes let's change the subject, definitely. ]
Edited 2016-11-20 19:58 (UTC)
Good.
[ It's totally not creepy but Matt can probably smell the tears on your face, Connor. I'm sorry. ]
I take it you've been making friends here, then?
[ It's totally not creepy but Matt can probably smell the tears on your face, Connor. I'm sorry. ]
I take it you've been making friends here, then?
[ Just a concerned adult worrying about a fellow concerned adult (no he's totally dad-ing you right now, Connor.) ]
Seriously? You didn't have any friends? I find that hard to believe.
[ Matt knows he shouldn't argue with drunk Connor but he can't resist. Connor seems like such a outgoing person. ]
Seriously? You didn't have any friends? I find that hard to believe.
[ Matt knows he shouldn't argue with drunk Connor but he can't resist. Connor seems like such a outgoing person. ]
Damn.
[ I mean, to be fair... Matt has one friend. Singular. Karen and Claire are there, but friends, it's really just Foggy. ]
I'm glad you made a friend, then.
[ I mean, to be fair... Matt has one friend. Singular. Karen and Claire are there, but friends, it's really just Foggy. ]
I'm glad you made a friend, then.
[ Well, you're really drunk, Connor, Matt can only do so much. Except he kind of has to keep Connor awake, too. ]
So what did you guys gossip about?
So what did you guys gossip about?
[ Matt chuckles. Drink more water, Connor. ]
Sounds like you had fun.
[ He can tell u been crying tho, he gonna keep you awake till you've had more food. ]
How'd you meet Cashmere?
Sounds like you had fun.
[ He can tell u been crying tho, he gonna keep you awake till you've had more food. ]
How'd you meet Cashmere?
Edited 2016-11-21 17:10 (UTC)
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