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[ yes, Matt can text, just remember if you text him, they're going to get read aloud by cave-Siri. ]

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[devilsavocado]

Not much, actually.

[ People often tell him his eyes look weird. He can only imagine: even in the vision Castiel shared with him, it's not like he could see his own eyes. They're light, almost gold, which people tend to enjoy, but the last girl he dated (for like a month anyway) said they looked pretty weird. Only Foggy had ever thought they looked cool. Elektra hadn't said anything at all. Matt smiles. ]

I'm sure yours are nice too. [ And you're reaaally drunk, Connor, so Matt's going to sit down beside you and make sure you actually drink your water. Like, even if he has to guide the glass to your mouth, he'll do it. ] Here, drink.

[iustitiae]

They should.

[okay he drinks the water okay gosh]

Thanks, though. [he drinks the water and its great especially since matt got it for him, like a mom preparing a pb&j with an extra helping of love.]

Do you know Cashmere? That's who I hung out with.

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I'll keep it in mind.

[ There's definitely an extra helping of concern in your water, Connor. It's too bad he's not wearing his glasses or he could hide the concern and amusement in his eyes a lot better. ]

I don't think we've met.

[ I mean, you'd remember someone named Cashmere. But it's good that Connor wasn't just out drinking alone. ]

I'm glad someone was with you. Did they make it home okay?

[iustitiae]

Yeah, yeah, she's okay. Honestly she could probably kick my ass.

[but also im assuming he wouldve offered to take her home although he's pretty wasted so maybe she had to walk him home. again tho it's all good matt, she literally won the hunger games.]

She's fun. We gossiped. And drank. And drank some more.

[he laughs but lying cat says lying]

[devilsavocado]

That's good.

[ Matt's just being a responsible adult here, Connor. He had plenty of wild nights in college, he's gotta make sure you do it safely, ok. ]

The gossip must have been pretty good if you got this drunk.

[ That's sarcasm tho. Read as: why the fuck u lying ]

[iustitiae]

[whatever matt he knows how to fix you and your sarcasm right up]

Sure. We talked about all you new people. I told her you were hot.

[devilsavocado]

[ COUGh, yeah that does the trick. I mean, Matt knows he's hot, he's heard it a million times in college but. He's got so much shame and Catholic guilt in there, even if he had a few experiences with dudes in college, it always makes him blush. ]

Was that all you talked about?

[ Ah yes let's change the subject, definitely. ]

[iustitiae]

Well, I mean, we gossiped about a lot of different people.

[and definitely did not cry]

[devilsavocado]

Good.

[ It's totally not creepy but Matt can probably smell the tears on your face, Connor. I'm sorry. ]

I take it you've been making friends here, then?

[iustitiae]

[what are you, his dad?

and at the thought of dads connor giggles for no reason what so ever. he and cashmere and their secret drunk DILF shame]

That's one more friend that I had back home.

[devilsavocado]

[ Just a concerned adult worrying about a fellow concerned adult (no he's totally dad-ing you right now, Connor.) ]

Seriously? You didn't have any friends? I find that hard to believe.

[ Matt knows he shouldn't argue with drunk Connor but he can't resist. Connor seems like such a outgoing person. ]

[iustitiae]

Well, believe it. I have like one friend and even she would probably ditch me as soon as she could.

[hes lying about that too. michaela straight up told him she couldnt handle him going to stanford

WHY DID YOU FORGET THIS SEASON 3 WRITERS]

[devilsavocado]

Damn.

[ I mean, to be fair... Matt has one friend. Singular. Karen and Claire are there, but friends, it's really just Foggy. ]

I'm glad you made a friend, then.

[iustitiae]

Thanks, I think?

[this is such a weird talk. but he eats a few of the peanuts or whatever i guess]

[devilsavocado]

[ Well, you're really drunk, Connor, Matt can only do so much. Except he kind of has to keep Connor awake, too. ]

So what did you guys gossip about?

[iustitiae]

Men, mostly.

[just let him pass out]

[devilsavocado]

[ Matt chuckles. Drink more water, Connor. ]

Sounds like you had fun.

[ He can tell u been crying tho, he gonna keep you awake till you've had more food. ]

How'd you meet Cashmere?

[iustitiae]

Yeah, it was a .... I think we both really needed it.

[at least thats honest]

Uh I found some guy's picture of his hacked up grandpa and posted about it to the network and we argued about whether or no it was porn.

1/2

[devilsavocado]

I'm glad, I--

[ Wait what ]

[devilsavocado]

[ !??!????!??????

he needs to process this like did he hear that right? ]

Huh.

[ !?!??!??!??!?????????? ]

What?

[iustitiae]

Okay, so like before you got here a bunch of people got their shit back from home.

[he is still looking for his maybe??? u find a torts book call your boy]

I found a picture of some old dead guy. [ha ha ha fuck this isn't funny anymore now hes sad again god damn it matt] It was actually really horrifying? I didn't know who it belonged to so I asked around. [in the most obnoxious way possible] We...it was easier than dealing with it.

[devilsavocado]

No, of course.

[ Jesus, why do people have pictures of that kind of thing?? (Why do people have pictures at all, Matt can't fucking read pictures. But now he's made Connor upset so he wraps an arm around his shoulder and pulls him into a hug. ]

That must have been awful. I'm sorry.

[ Probably shouldn't have asked when Connor was drunk and already emotionally compromised. ]

[iustitiae]

[oh no he's being hugged that makes him even weaker tbh. as bad as the picture was, it wasn't as bad as talking to ishida after]

The body was all hacked up.

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[ There's more to this story than just what Connor's saying, that much is clear. Matt won't ask-- Connor's already been emotionally compromised today, he doesn't need that at home, too.

Note to self: don't bring up hacked up bodies around Connor. ]

I'm sorry, Connor.

[iustitiae]

I took care of it.

[hes just. peanuts and water he's going to consume these and go to bed.]