Okay, so like before you got here a bunch of people got their shit back from home.
[he is still looking for his maybe??? u find a torts book call your boy]
I found a picture of some old dead guy. [ha ha ha fuck this isn't funny anymore now hes sad again god damn it matt] It was actually really horrifying? I didn't know who it belonged to so I asked around. [in the most obnoxious way possible] We...it was easier than dealing with it.
[ Jesus, why do people have pictures of that kind of thing?? (Why do people have pictures at all, Matt can't fucking read pictures. But now he's made Connor upset so he wraps an arm around his shoulder and pulls him into a hug. ]
That must have been awful. I'm sorry.
[ Probably shouldn't have asked when Connor was drunk and already emotionally compromised. ]
[ There's more to this story than just what Connor's saying, that much is clear. Matt won't ask-- Connor's already been emotionally compromised today, he doesn't need that at home, too.
Note to self: don't bring up hacked up bodies around Connor. ]
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and at the thought of dads connor giggles for no reason what so ever. he and cashmere and their secret drunk DILF shame]
That's one more friend that I had back home.
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Seriously? You didn't have any friends? I find that hard to believe.
[ Matt knows he shouldn't argue with drunk Connor but he can't resist. Connor seems like such a outgoing person. ]
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[hes lying about that too. michaela straight up told him she couldnt handle him going to stanford
WHY DID YOU FORGET THIS SEASON 3 WRITERS]
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[ I mean, to be fair... Matt has one friend. Singular. Karen and Claire are there, but friends, it's really just Foggy. ]
I'm glad you made a friend, then.
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[this is such a weird talk. but he eats a few of the peanuts or whatever i guess]
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So what did you guys gossip about?
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[just let him pass out]
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Sounds like you had fun.
[ He can tell u been crying tho, he gonna keep you awake till you've had more food. ]
How'd you meet Cashmere?
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[at least thats honest]
Uh I found some guy's picture of his hacked up grandpa and posted about it to the network and we argued about whether or no it was porn.
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[ Wait what ]
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he needs to process this like did he hear that right? ]
Huh.
[ !?!??!??!??!?????????? ]
What?
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[he is still looking for his maybe??? u find a torts book call your boy]
I found a picture of some old dead guy. [ha ha ha fuck this isn't funny anymore now hes sad again god damn it matt] It was actually really horrifying? I didn't know who it belonged to so I asked around. [in the most obnoxious way possible] We...it was easier than dealing with it.
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[ Jesus, why do people have pictures of that kind of thing?? (Why do people have pictures at all, Matt can't fucking read pictures. But now he's made Connor upset so he wraps an arm around his shoulder and pulls him into a hug. ]
That must have been awful. I'm sorry.
[ Probably shouldn't have asked when Connor was drunk and already emotionally compromised. ]
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The body was all hacked up.
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Note to self: don't bring up hacked up bodies around Connor. ]
I'm sorry, Connor.
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[hes just. peanuts and water he's going to consume these and go to bed.]
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[ You did it!! All by yourself! Good job. Matt will just keep to the taking care of him and maybe stop talking now. ]
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[he repeats it trying to recapture the mood he and cashmere left on. but it's hollow now]
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[ Yeah, it's gone. Sorry, Connor. ]
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Yeah, it's pretty small cave, huh?
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