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[devilsavocado]

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[notthekingpin]

It would be rather strange if we hadn't.

[spidermenaces]

I mean
Maybe you just hadn't crossed paths yet
I don't know what you two have been doing
But I wanted to give it a moment to talk to the two of you about stuff
You know so you didn't get the WOW ANOTHER ME moment from it

[devilsavocado]

Yeah, we've met. Turns out Matt Murdock is a hard guy to miss.

[ Wait till Murdock hears he's #2 ]

Did you have a legal question, Peter? You're not texting from jail, right?

[ He's kidding but haha unless... ]

[spidermenaces]

Why would I be in jail Mr. Murdock #1

No, i mean, YEAH to the legal question but also another thing
You two have you guys found like a jail or like a criminal law code or something
I was walking in the woods right just minding my own business okay looking
For some mushrooms to use in some chemical stuff

(more like spiderman was looking for monsters, but okay, listen--)

Saw this guy making monster Sashimi and I'm a little worried if that's a crime or
He seemed a little criminal to me

And speaking of
This crime thing doesn't make sense
They charged me with naïveté with the fancy spelling and everything which is not even a crime
Can you guys help out with that
Because like
it makes no sense

1/2

[notthekingpin]

Did you really name us #1 and #2? And you made me #2? I'm offended!

[spidermenaces]

He's from my world
That makes him #1 dude

[notthekingpin]

That's lazy.

[spidermenaces]

No, thats fair

[notthekingpin]

Do better, Peter.

[spidermenaces]

Hey why dont you try to get #1

[notthekingpin]

Because your entire criteria is being from your world and I literally cannot make that happen.

[spidermenaces]

Rules can change

If that shouldnt be the critetia what should

[notthekingpin]

I'm not going to fix your lazy criteria. Like I said, do better.

[spidermenaces]

Okay 2

[notthekingpin]

Cute crime though--I can't imagine they're interested in giving you anything more than a slap on the wrist for that one.

[devilsavocado]

I'm with #2 on this one. Naivite is pretty broad. Criminal negligence would be one thing, but there's no real precedent for criminal naivite, that I know of.

That said, I don't think killing monsters is considered a crime, Peter.

[spidermenaces]

First its not the killing monster thing its the psychopathic part that I am warning you guys about mostly

You guys might have a client very soon he did not seem sound of mind

Then why would they being me here over it it makes no sense its not even a crime

[devilsavocado]

[ Remember, he is daredevil Peter. ]

Some people find a sort of... cathartic release from indulging in violent tendencies. Obviously, like you said, it's not the sign of a sound mind, but unless he's doing something illegal like hurting people, or you have reason to believe he might hurt innocent people, it might be best to just keep your distance.

I can look into it, but I can't promise anything will come of it.

[ He can't resist being helpful, even if this sounds like a bad idea.]

It seems like they'll use anything to make a case against people here. The laws aren't consistent, and neither are their accusations. It might not be a crime in our world, but it might be one here.

[spidermenaces]

(yeah but daredevil is AWESOME and CRIMINAL ASS KICKING and COOL)

Sueing them maybe????

[notthekingpin]

What's your basis for suing sashimi guy? He didn't hurt you, did he?

[spidermenaces]

No not sashimi

The people who give us these crimes

[notthekingpin]

Oh, yeah, you should definitely try and sue them.

[devilsavocado]

We can definitely start building a case. Though considering Jerry seems to take orders from fairies, it might be a bit of a toughie.

[notthekingpin]

You think Jerry answers to Ben and not the Council?

[devilsavocado]

I think the Council isn't composed strictly of humans. If your buddy Ben can boss him around, then it makes sense to me.