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[devilsavocado]

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[notthekingpin]

Don't call me that.

[spidermenaces]

#2 is easier see

[notthekingpin]

I'm breaking up with both of you.

[spidermenaces]

But we're not dating
You're too old for me man I'm sorry

[notthekingpin]

Great, well, how about you go back to the kids' table then and let the adults handle things?

[spidermenaces]

This is why youre #2

[devilsavocado]

It's less confusing than calling you Matt, Matthew, or Murdock

Pretty sure you can't break up with me since I'm you

[ You gotta roll with the jokes haha see ]

[notthekingpin]

There are children in this thread, Matthew! Have some decency.

[devilsavocado]

Don't give him the wrong idea, Matt. He's a kid.

[spidermenaces]

I'm not even going to comment on this but know that

Youre incriminating yourselves

[notthekingpin]

I plead the Fifth.

[spidermenaces]

Dont think you got the 5th here

[notthekingpin]

I plead it anyway.

[spidermenaces]

Denied

[notthekingpin]

You're not a judge.

[spidermenaces]

Objection

[notthekingpin]

That's not how this works.

[spidermenaces]

Conjecture

[devilsavocado]

It's a joke, Peter. Don't worry about it.

[spidermenaces]

You do you man

(he does NOT see the innuedo.)

[devilsavocado]

[ Yeah, that's. Matt's gonna snort IRL hearing that. ]

Not the plan, but I appreciate it all the same.